We've all been there. That one day when nothing seems to go your way and it feels like the universe is against you. Murphey's law.
The tiniest thing can set you off.
Enter Cranky Critters. A super pissed off NFT project with
6,000 programmatically, randomly generated NFTs on the Ethereum blockchain. These Critters have had the worst day and are about to completely flip out.
We’re building a board game which is something that will really differentiate ourselves in the NFT Gaming space.
Additionally for us the board game isn’t the finish line. It’s just the start, as we aim to build the Cranky Critters brand for years to come.
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Buy it on secondary: Opensea Looksrare Nifty Gateway
Art by Arno Kiss
Unique 1/1 NFT characters by an
artist with a proven track record of 10+ years in illustration and a solid fanbase.
Did you say board game?
If we hit the roadmap requirement for the board game, your NFT will grant you the board game for free with NFT-holder exclusives.
We ♥ Community
Community centered project where the community has real influence over key development and additional roadmap suggestions.
Offset carbon footprint
We're going to offset Cranky Critters' on-chain carbon emissions and become a completely carbon-negative NFT project.
There's 6 different Critters in this core collection:
cat, raccoon, bunny, fox, bee and chicken.
Aside from Critter type, each NFT is made up of 6 core traits:
eyes, mouth, outfit, head, identity and background.
Traits will vary in rarity impacting overall rarity score.
While almost all traits are randomized, background colors are not.
Background colors are tied to rarity. It's an easy, visual way to show off rarity and additionally you won't find any critters that are identical, as backgrounds will not count as a randomized trait. We want every Critter to feel unique.
Each Cranky Critter NFT is a verifiably unique ERC-721 token.
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We’ve all had one of those days where nothing goes right!
You start off fine, but pretty soon the tables turn and the world is telling you “haha…not today”. Maybe you lose your wallet and then your keys, and then you drop your phone coming out of the car. Finally at some point you just lose your shit.
Is there a bright side? Well, what makes a shitty day better? Is it the love and warmth of your friends?... Yeah right! It’s seeing someone else having a worse day! It’s like pushing a buddy off a cliff so he can break your fall when you get pushed by someone else. We’ve all been there, right? Right?!
Basically, we're creating a funny board game where a lot of things happen that make you crankier and crankier and the goal is to be the last one to flip out. You can screw over other players, cause misery loves company, and try and cheer yourself up a bit while they get even crankier.
Time to enter your Critters in the BATTLE ROYALE! Burn 3 of your critters and get a very rare MEGACRANK in return.
These ‘MEGACRANKS’ will be part of the main collection and there’s a limit of 100 that can be minted.
You can expect them to look very unique, beat up and super pissed off.
You can only access the BATTLE ROYALE by holding a Battle Royale Burn Pass. These will be raffled off one week before the event to people who are holding at least 3 Critters. You can sign up for the raffle in our Discord.
Holding a MEGACRANK will grant you a MEGACRANK limited edition board game, containing even more goodies!
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The OG Critter role is an honorary role in our Discord that we gave to our most dedicated supporters before launch. People that had the role and minted at least one Critter have received an OG Critter Pass NFT. Only 130 have been distributed and there will never be more.
Holding the OG Critter Pass will grant you these benefits:
- FREE mint for every future collection drop (1 per pass)
- FREE expansions for life (1 per pass)
- Min. -30% discount on Merch
The only way to get the OG Critter Pass and the OG Critter role now is to buy The OG Critter Pass on secondary. You can then use the #verify-here channel in Discord to get your exclusive role.
Shitty developer, shittier person.
Joren been a developer for over 10 years, working on mobile and web apps. He recently started to move to DApps. Joren en Sara (fluffntuff.eth) have 2 little boys together, the cause of many sleepless nights. In between his sleep deprivation and caffeine addiction he's a total game enthusiast.
He's the crankiest of them all
Nice community manager, even nicer person.
Sara has been in marketing for 8 years and has led her own company Fluff 'n Tuff for 9 years. She's blessed with 2 little boys and one big one (Rune the Dev), and has a great bond with her brother Arno. She is passionate about art and loves drawing herself. Her main focus is Japanese inspired cutesy stuff. She came up with the Cranky Critters name.
The artist and all around cool guy.
Arno has been a professional illustrator for over 10 years. He has worked for well known brands such as Fortnite and Netflix, and famous bands including Metallica and Arctic Monkeys. He also has his own NFT collection 'Kiss-Verse' which is verified on Opensea.
Arno and Sara (fluffntuff.eth) are siblings. He's definitely the funny one.
